pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via rose-colored-mess)


fyeahcooldormrooms:

Whitman College

fyeahcooldormrooms:

Whitman College

(via twerkingforcollege)


eggplantsplit:

Home alone? No, I think you mean Wicked starring me

(via thirstyforcollege)


fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

(via loveisaturnerquest)


bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

(via rose-colored-mess)


Pompeii (Gender Pitched)
Bastille

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

(via intothequantumfoam)


amuseoffyre:

saathi1013:

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

image

(via firebeatsrosesagain)


feliz-navistop:

k-scodelarios:

windows 8 can suck my dick

I can’t believe how far technology has come

(via aaronpaulz)



notanecromancer:

Fourth wall bitchface is the best bitchface

(via leahcatherinelove)


hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

(via thirstyforcollege)



Actual five year olds.

(via matchboxmixer)


lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via collegi8)


fappuclno:

 HW at the end of the school year
image

(via collegi8)